"Optimus Prime gets Prostate Cancer"
Top 10 fav Transformers (I mean the old-school ones, not the crappy permutations)
- Optimus Prime
- Soundwave
- Grimlock
- Devastator
- Megatron
- Prowl
- Sunstreaker
- Sideswipe
- Brawn
- Laserbeak
- He-Man (no, we're forgetting the Dolph Lundgren version ever existed)
- Robotech
- JEM (truly outrageous)
- M.A.S.K. - you forgot about it? Well, it was vehicles that turned into... other vehicles. With guns attached.
- Thundercats (obvious)
- She-Ra, if they showed it right after He-Man, like they did in real life. She-Ra's pretty much like the WNBA, the bastardized, more boring counterpart to a more popular product.
- GI Joe. Oh yeah.
- Centurions - we couldn't remember if this was really a cartoon, or just a toy.
- C.O.P.S. - what's with acronyms that aren't really acronyms?
- Captain Power - only if we get to shoot at the screen with those infrared toy guns.