Monday, July 02, 2007

"i'm not leaving without Bumblebee"

Amidst all the hilariously bad dialogue and indifference to things like "scripts," the Transformers movie was a good time, totally worth $10 in the middle of the summer.

"Optimus Prime gets Prostate Cancer"



Top 10 fav Transformers (I mean the old-school ones, not the crappy permutations)
  1. Optimus Prime
  2. Soundwave
  3. Grimlock
  4. Devastator
  5. Megatron
  6. Prowl
  7. Sunstreaker
  8. Sideswipe
  9. Brawn
  10. Laserbeak
Top 10 cartoons from our childhood that will be made into movies (according to me, Moose, and Young Patrick):
  1. He-Man (no, we're forgetting the Dolph Lundgren version ever existed)
  2. Robotech
  3. JEM (truly outrageous)
  4. M.A.S.K. - you forgot about it? Well, it was vehicles that turned into... other vehicles. With guns attached.

  5. Thundercats (obvious)
  6. She-Ra, if they showed it right after He-Man, like they did in real life. She-Ra's pretty much like the WNBA, the bastardized, more boring counterpart to a more popular product.
  7. GI Joe. Oh yeah.
  8. Centurions - we couldn't remember if this was really a cartoon, or just a toy.
  9. C.O.P.S. - what's with acronyms that aren't really acronyms?
  10. Captain Power - only if we get to shoot at the screen with those infrared toy guns.