My first time going to watch a stand-up routine at his Friday night show. Thanks Melody, for finding him, wherever you found him. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. It's also nice to know that I'm not alone/crazy for noticing little things and wondering why they are that way.
"Spare change and wedgies are the same, because I only give them to people are who are really asking for it."
"I like how an eating contest, turns into a pooping contest."
"Exes and ok movies are also the same. They're both ok at the time, and I enjoyed them, but I wouldn't want to see them again."
