Sunday, November 16, 2008
swish
I had difficulty speaking in complete sentences after this fleecing. So, bullet points.
1) Swisher stunk, but he's only 27-28, and he's under contract for around $22M for the next three seasons. Contrary to everything Jerry Reinsdorf will say, the White Sox are a big payroll team (5th last year at $120M), so dumping $22M isn't going to necessarily get you down to a very low number anyway.
2) Even if you think he's going to continue to decline, look who the Sox already have on the team. Who's going to have a better next 3 seasons, between Swisher, Thome, Konerko, and Dye? I'm not counting Quentin because he's further behind on the salary cycle.
Thome finished his age 37 season, and has a $13M option for 2009, or the Sox could buy him out for $3M. Needless to say, he won't be around long and his option for one season is half the value of Swisher's 3 seasons left. Ugh.
Konerko finished his age 32 season, owed $12M until 2010.
Dye finished his age 34 season, owed $11.5M in 2009, $12M option for 2010 ($1M buyout).
Heck, the only guy who would be around in 3 years might be Swisher. I just cried a little.
3) Wilson Betemit = Juan Uribe with less defense.
4) There are reports that Swisher's clubhouse intensity guy act was wearing thin on people (not enough room with Ozzie's ego in the dugout). Fine. That doesn't mean you give up on getting any value for him. I just laid down in my closet and curled up in a ball.
5) So Gio Gonzales, Ryan Sweeney, and Fautino de los Santos (our best pitching and OF prospects that we traded for Swisher) have now turned into one bad year of Swisher, Wilson Betemit, two pitching prospects for the Yankees that were not in their top 10 and were never going to see the majors. That is an impressive talent downgrade.
Nobody knows where this team is going. What makes sense at this point is go straight salary dump (Sox probably have to keep the albatross Konerko contract), but they don't even have young guys to replace the old guys. 2008 might end up hurting the team for the rest of the decade because it'll probably fool people into thinking that this team has some direction. Making emotional decisions instead of professional ones is going to stop the Sox from finding one. Sorry that your boys didn't pan out, Kenny, but the way to fix that is getting back value again, not pissing it all away in some emotionally cathartic toilet flush.
Also, the Bears got mauled today. I'm going to read a book.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
bon anniversaire
Of course, 45 years ago, a young preacher from Alabama stood in front of the Lincoln Memorial, perhaps realizing his words would stir generations that would produce individuals as unique as a young senator from Illinois with a pastiche for background that reflects the diversity of the country he wishes to lead.
Here's the full text, which my AP kids will be oh so happy to learn that they'll be reading soon. McCain's too.
Obama's 2008 Democratic nomination speech:
To Chairman Dean and my great friend Dick Durbin, and to all my fellow citizens of this great nation: With profound gratitude and great humility, I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States.
Let me express my thanks to the historic slate of candidates who accompanied me on this journey, and especially the one who traveled the farthest_ a champion for working Americans and an inspiration to my daughters and to yours — Hillary Rodham Clinton. To President Clinton, who last night made the case for change as only he can make it; to Ted Kennedy, who embodies the spirit of service; and to the next vice president of the United States, Joe Biden, I thank you. I am grateful to finish this journey with one of the finest statesmen of our time, a man at ease with everyone from world leaders to the conductors on the Amtrak train he still takes home every night.
To the love of my life, our next first lady, Michelle Obama, and to Sasha and Malia, I love you so much, and I'm so proud of all of you.
Four years ago, I stood before you and told you my story of the brief union between a young man from Kenya and a young woman from Kansas who weren't well-off or well-known, but shared a belief that in America, their son could achieve whatever he put his mind to.
It is that promise that has always set this country apart, that through hard work and sacrifice, each of us can pursue our individual dreams but still come together as one American family, to ensure that the next generation can pursue their dreams as well.
That's why I stand here tonight. Because for 232 years, at each moment when that promise was in jeopardy, ordinary men and women, students and soldiers, farmers and teachers, nurses and janitors, found the courage to keep it alive.
We meet at one of those defining moments, a moment when our nation is at war, our economy is in turmoil, and the American promise has been threatened once more.
Tonight, more Americans are out of work, and more are working harder for less. More of you have lost your homes, and even more are watching your home values plummet. More of you have cars you can't afford to drive, credit card bills you can't afford to pay, and tuition that's beyond your reach.
These challenges are not all of government's making. But the failure to respond is a direct result of a broken politics in Washington and the failed policies of George W. Bush.
America, we are better than these last eight years. We are a better country than this.
This country is more decent than one where a woman in Ohio, on the brink of retirement, finds herself one illness away from disaster after a lifetime of hard work.
This country is more generous than one where a man in Indiana has to pack up the equipment he's worked on for twenty years and watch it shipped off to China, and then chokes up as he explains how he felt like a failure when he went home to tell his family the news.
We are more compassionate than a government that lets veterans sleep on our streets and families slide into poverty; that sits on its hands while a major American city drowns before our eyes.
Tonight, I say to the American people, to Democrats and Republicans and Independents across this great land: enough! This moment, this election is our chance to keep, in the 21st century, the American promise alive. Because next week, in Minnesota, the same party that brought you two terms of George Bush and Dick Cheney will ask this country for a third. And we are here because we love this country too much to let the next four years look like the last eight. On Nov. 4, we must stand up and say: "Eight is enough."
Now let there be no doubt. The Republican nominee, John McCain, has worn the uniform of our country with bravery and distinction, and for that, we owe him our gratitude and respect. And next week, we'll also hear about those occasions when he's broken with his party as evidence that he can deliver the change that we need.
But the record's clear: John McCain has voted with George Bush 90 percent of the time. Senator McCain likes to talk about judgment, but really, what does it say about your judgment when you think George Bush has been right more than ninety percent of the time? I don't know about you, but I'm not ready to take a ten percent chance on change.
The truth is, on issue after issue that would make a difference in your lives, on health care and education and the economy, Senator McCain has been anything but independent. He said that our economy has made "great progress" under this president. He said that the fundamentals of the economy are strong. And when one of his chief advisers, the man who wrote his economic plan, was talking about the anxiety Americans are feeling, he said that we were just suffering from a "mental recession," and that we've become, and I quote, "a nation of whiners."
A nation of whiners? Tell that to the proud auto workers at a Michigan plant who, after they found out it was closing, kept showing up every day and working as hard as ever, because they knew there were people who counted on the brakes that they made. Tell that to the military families who shoulder their burdens silently as they watch their loved ones leave for their third or fourth or fifth tour of duty. These are not whiners. They work hard and give back and keep going without complaint. These are the Americans that I know.
Now, I don't believe that Senator McCain doesn't care what's going on in the lives of Americans. I just think he doesn't know. Why else would he define middle-class as someone making under $5 million a year? How else could he propose hundreds of billions in tax breaks for big corporations and oil companies but not one penny of tax relief to more than 100 million Americans? How else could he offer a health care plan that would actually tax people's benefits, or an education plan that would do nothing to help families pay for college, or a plan that would privatize Social Security and gamble your retirement?
It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.
For over two decades, he's subscribed to that old, discredited Republican philosophy — give more and more to those with the most and hope that prosperity trickles down to everyone else. In Washington, they call this the Ownership Society, but what it really means is, you're on your own. Out of work? Tough luck. No health care? The market will fix it. Born into poverty? Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, even if you don't have boots. You're on your own.
Well, it's time for them to own their failure. It's time for us to change America.
You see, we Democrats have a very different measure of what constitutes progress in this country.
We measure progress by how many people can find a job that pays the mortgage; whether you can put a little extra money away at the end of each month so you can someday watch your child receive her college diploma. We measure progress in the 23 million new jobs that were created when Bill Clinton was president, when the average American family saw its income go up $7,500 instead of down $2,000, like it has under George Bush.
We measure the strength of our economy not by the number of billionaires we have or the profits of the Fortune 500, but by whether someone with a good idea can take a risk and start a new business, or whether the waitress who lives on tips can take a day off to look after a sick kid without losing her job an economy that honors the dignity of work.
The fundamentals we use to measure economic strength are whether we are living up to that fundamental promise that has made this country great, a promise that is the only reason I am standing here tonight.
Because in the faces of those young veterans who come back from Iraq and Afghanistan, I see my grandfather, who signed up after Pearl Harbor, marched in Patton's Army and was rewarded by a grateful nation with the chance to go to college on the GI Bill.
In the face of that young student who sleeps just three hours before working the night shift, I think about my mom, who raised my sister and me on her own while she worked and earned her degree; who once turned to food stamps but was still able to send us to the best schools in the country with the help of student loans and scholarships.
When I listen to another worker tell me that his factory has shut down, I remember all those men and women on the South Side of Chicago who I stood by and fought for two decades ago after the local steel plant closed.
And when I hear a woman talk about the difficulties of starting her own business, I think about my grandmother, who worked her way up from the secretarial pool to middle-management, despite years of being passed over for promotions because she was a woman. She's the one who taught me about hard work. She's the one who put off buying a new car or a new dress for herself so that I could have a better life. She poured everything she had into me. And although she can no longer travel, I know that she's watching tonight, and that tonight is her night as well.
I don't know what kind of lives John McCain thinks that celebrities lead, but this has been mine. These are my heroes. Theirs are the stories that shaped me. And it is on their behalf that I intend to win this election and keep our promise alive as president of the United States.
What is that promise?
It's a promise that says each of us has the freedom to make of our own lives what we will, but that we also have the obligation to treat each other with dignity and respect.
It's a promise that says the market should reward drive and innovation and generate growth, but that businesses should live up to their responsibilities to create American jobs, look out for American workers, and play by the rules of the road.
Ours is a promise that says government cannot solve all our problems, but what it should do is that which we cannot do for ourselves, protect us from harm and provide every child a decent education; keep our water clean and our toys safe; invest in new schools and new roads and new science and technology.
Our government should work for us, not against us. It should help us, not hurt us. It should ensure opportunity, not just for those with the most money and influence, but for every American who's willing to work.
That's the promise of America, the idea that we are responsible for ourselves, but that we also rise or fall as one nation; the fundamental belief that I am my brother's keeper; I am my sister's keeper.
That's the promise we need to keep. That's the change we need right now. So let me spell out exactly what that change would mean if I am president.
Change means a tax code that doesn't reward the lobbyists who wrote it, but the American workers and small businesses who deserve it.
Unlike John McCain, I will stop giving tax breaks to corporations that ship jobs overseas, and I will start giving them to companies that create good jobs right here in America.
I will eliminate capital gains taxes for the small businesses and the startups that will create the high-wage, high-tech jobs of tomorrow.
I will cut taxes — cut taxes for 95% of all working families. Because in an economy like this, the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle-class.
And for the sake of our economy, our security, and the future of our planet, I will set a clear goal as president: In ten years, we will finally end our dependence on oil from the Middle East.
Washington's been talking about our oil addiction for the last thirty years, and John McCain has been there for twenty-six of them. In that time, he's said no to higher fuel-efficiency standards for cars, no to investments in renewable energy, no to renewable fuels. And today, we import triple the amount of oil as the day that Senator McCain took office.
Now is the time to end this addiction, and to understand that drilling is a stopgap measure, not a long-term solution. Not even close.
As president, I will tap our natural gas reserves, invest in clean coal technology, and find ways to safely harness nuclear power. I'll help our auto companies retool, so that the fuel-efficient cars of the future are built right here in America. I'll make it easier for the American people to afford these new cars. And I'll invest 150 billion dollars over the next decade in affordable, renewable sources of energy; wind power and solar power and the next generation of biofuels; an investment that will lead to new industries and 5 million new jobs that pay well and can't ever be outsourced.
America, now is not the time for small plans.
Now is the time to finally meet our moral obligation to provide every child a world-class education, because it will take nothing less to compete in the global economy. Michelle and I are only here tonight because we were given a chance at an education. And I will not settle for an America where some kids don't have that chance. I'll invest in early childhood education. I'll recruit an army of new teachers, and pay them higher salaries and give them more support. And in exchange, I'll ask for higher standards and more accountability. And we will keep our promise to every young American — if you commit to serving your community or your country, we will make sure you can afford a college education.
Now is the time to finally keep the promise of affordable, accessible health care for every single American. If you have health care, my plan will lower your premiums. If you don't, you'll be able to get the same kind of coverage that members of Congress give themselves. And as someone who watched my mother argue with insurance companies while she lay in bed dying of cancer, I will make certain those companies stop discriminating against those who are sick and need care the most.
Now is the time to help families with paid sick days and better family leave, because nobody in America should have to choose between keeping their jobs and caring for a sick child or ailing parent.
Now is the time to change our bankruptcy laws, so that your pensions are protected ahead of CEO bonuses; and the time to protect Social Security for future generations.
And now is the time to keep the promise of equal pay for an equal day's work, because I want my daughters to have exactly the same opportunities as your sons.
Now, many of these plans will cost money, which is why I've laid out how I'll pay for every dime, by closing corporate loopholes and tax havens that don't help America grow. But I will also go through the federal budget, line by line, eliminating programs that no longer work and making the ones we do need work better and cost less because we cannot meet 21st century challenges with a 20th century bureaucracy.
And Democrats, we must also admit that fulfilling America's promise will require more than just money. It will require a renewed sense of responsibility from each of us to recover what John F. Kennedy called our "intellectual and moral strength." Yes, government must lead on energy independence, but each of us must do our part to make our homes and businesses more efficient. Yes, we must provide more ladders to success for young men who fall into lives of crime and despair. But we must also admit that programs alone can't replace parents; that government can't turn off the television and make a child do her homework; that fathers must take more responsibility for providing the love and guidance their children need.
Individual responsibility and mutual responsibility — that's the essence of America's promise.
And just as we keep our keep our promise to the next generation here at home, so must we keep America's promise abroad. If John McCain wants to have a debate about who has the temperament, and judgment, to serve as the next commander in chief, that's a debate I'm ready to have.
For while Senator McCain was turning his sights to Iraq just days after 9/11, I stood up and opposed this war, knowing that it would distract us from the real threats we face. When John McCain said we could just "muddle through" in Afghanistan, I argued for more resources and more troops to finish the fight against the terrorists who actually attacked us on 9/11, and made clear that we must take out Osama bin Laden and his lieutenants if we have them in our sights. John McCain likes to say that he'll follow bin Laden to the Gates of Hell, but he won't even go to the cave where he lives.
And today, as my call for a time frame to remove our troops from Iraq has been echoed by the Iraqi government and even the Bush administration, even after we learned that Iraq has a $79 billion surplus while we're wallowing in deficits, John McCain stands alone in his stubborn refusal to end a misguided war.
That's not the judgment we need. That won't keep America safe. We need a president who can face the threats of the future, not keep grasping at the ideas of the past.
You don't defeat a terrorist network that operates in 80 countries by occupying Iraq. You don't protect Israel and deter Iran just by talking tough in Washington. You can't truly stand up for Georgia when you've strained our oldest alliances. If John McCain wants to follow George Bush with more tough talk and bad strategy, that is his choice, but it is not the change we need.
We are the party of Roosevelt. We are the party of Kennedy. So don't tell me that Democrats won't defend this country. Don't tell me that Democrats won't keep us safe. The Bush-McCain foreign policy has squandered the legacy that generations of Americans — Democrats and Republicans have built, and we are here to restore that legacy.
As commander in chief, I will never hesitate to defend this nation, but I will only send our troops into harm's way with a clear mission and a sacred commitment to give them the equipment they need in battle and the care and benefits they deserve when they come home.
I will end this war in Iraq responsibly and finish the fight against al-Qaida and the Taliban in Afghanistan. I will rebuild our military to meet future conflicts. But I will also renew the tough, direct diplomacy that can prevent Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons and curb Russian aggression. I will build new partnerships to defeat the threats of the 21st century: terrorism and nuclear proliferation; poverty and genocide; climate change and disease. And I will restore our moral standing, so that America is once again that last, best hope for all who are called to the cause of freedom, who long for lives of peace, and who yearn for a better future.
These are the policies I will pursue. And in the weeks ahead, I look forward to debating them with John McCain.
But what I will not do is suggest that the senator takes his positions for political purposes. Because one of the things that we have to change in our politics is the idea that people cannot disagree without challenging each other's character and patriotism.
The times are too serious, the stakes are too high for this same partisan playbook. So let us agree that patriotism has no party. I love this country, and so do you, and so does John McCain. The men and women who serve in our battlefields may be Democrats and Republicans and Independents, but they have fought together and bled together and some died together under the same proud flag. They have not served a Red America or a Blue America, they have served the United States of America.
So I've got news for you, John McCain. We all put our country first.
America, our work will not be easy. The challenges we face require tough choices, and Democrats as well as Republicans will need to cast off the worn-out ideas and politics of the past. For part of what has been lost these past eight years can't just be measured by lost wages or bigger trade deficits. What has also been lost is our sense of common purpose our sense of higher purpose. And that's what we have to restore.
We may not agree on abortion, but surely we can agree on reducing the number of unwanted pregnancies in this country. The reality of gun ownership may be different for hunters in rural Ohio than for those plagued by gang-violence in Cleveland, but don't tell me we can't uphold the Second Amendment while keeping AK-47s out of the hands of criminals. I know there are differences on same-sex marriage, but surely we can agree that our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters deserve to visit the person they love in the hospital and to live lives free of discrimination. Passions fly on immigration, but I don't know anyone who benefits when a mother is separated from her infant child or an employer undercuts American wages by hiring illegal workers. This, too, is part of America's promise, the promise of a democracy where we can find the strength and grace to bridge divides and unite in common effort.
I know there are those who dismiss such beliefs as happy talk. They claim that our insistence on something larger, something firmer and more honest in our public life is just a Trojan horse for higher taxes and the abandonment of traditional values. And that's to be expected. Because if you don't have any fresh ideas, then you use stale tactics to scare the voters. If you don't have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone people should run from.
You make a big election about small things.
And you know what it's worked before. Because it feeds into the cynicism we all have about government. When Washington doesn't work, all its promises seem empty. If your hopes have been dashed again and again, then it's best to stop hoping, and settle for what you already know.
I get it. I realize that I am not the likeliest candidate for this office. I don't fit the typical pedigree, and I haven't spent my career in the halls of Washington.
But I stand before you tonight because all across America something is stirring. What the naysayers don't understand is that this election has never been about me. It's been about you.
For eighteen long months, you have stood up, one by one, and said enough to the politics of the past. You understand that in this election, the greatest risk we can take is to try the same old politics with the same old players and expect a different result. You have shown what history teaches us that at defining moments like this one, the change we need doesn't come from Washington. Change comes to Washington. Change happens because the American people demand it, because they rise up and insist on new ideas and new leadership, a new politics for a new time.
America, this is one of those moments.
I believe that as hard as it will be, the change we need is coming. Because I've seen it. Because I've lived it. I've seen it in Illinois, when we provided health care to more children and moved more families from welfare to work. I've seen it in Washington, when we worked across party lines to open up government and hold lobbyists more accountable, to give better care for our veterans and keep nuclear weapons out of terrorist hands.
And I've seen it in this campaign. In the young people who voted for the first time, and in those who got involved again after a very long time. In the Republicans who never thought they'd pick up a Democratic ballot, but did. I've seen it in the workers who would rather cut their hours back a day than see their friends lose their jobs, in the soldiers who re-enlist after losing a limb, in the good neighbors who take a stranger in when a hurricane strikes and the floodwaters rise.
This country of ours has more wealth than any nation, but that's not what makes us rich. We have the most powerful military on Earth, but that's not what makes us strong. Our universities and our culture are the envy of the world, but that's not what keeps the world coming to our shores.
Instead, it is that American spirit that American promise that pushes us forward even when the path is uncertain; that binds us together in spite of our differences; that makes us fix our eye not on what is seen, but what is unseen, that better place around the bend.
That promise is our greatest inheritance. It's a promise I make to my daughters when I tuck them in at night, and a promise that you make to yours, a promise that has led immigrants to cross oceans and pioneers to travel west; a promise that led workers to picket lines, and women to reach for the ballot.
And it is that promise that forty five years ago today, brought Americans from every corner of this land to stand together on a Mall in Washington, before Lincoln's Memorial, and hear a young preacher from Georgia speak of his dream.
The men and women who gathered there could've heard many things. They could've heard words of anger and discord. They could've been told to succumb to the fear and frustration of so many dreams deferred.
But what the people heard instead, people of every creed and color, from every walk of life, is that in America, our destiny is inextricably linked. That together, our dreams can be one.
"We cannot walk alone," the preacher cried. "And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead. We cannot turn back."
America, we cannot turn back. Not with so much work to be done. Not with so many children to educate, and so many veterans to care for. Not with an economy to fix and cities to rebuild and farms to save. Not with so many families to protect and so many lives to mend. America, we cannot turn back. We cannot walk alone. At this moment, in this election, we must pledge once more to march into the future. Let us keep that promise, that American promise, and in the words of Scripture, hold firmly, without wavering, to the hope that we confess.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
St. Lou pics, South Side quandary, baseball deluxe post
Officially, I've adopted the Cardinals as my "second team," which I've been putting thought to since January, and which I documented here (I love self-referencing!). But the Cardinals won out because of the prospect of a cheap, relaxing train ride, and some friends who live in the area. The Cardinals' new ballpark (above, Greg posing), was also a draw. It's pretty beautiful, with that neo-classical feel that is the rage in ballparks now. The buzz of the crowd, the way they cheer for every good play regardless of which team makes it, and the reverence that the facility is treated with all points to the fact that St. Louisans (?) really love their team, but also really love baseball.
The Cards won both games we went (ripping up the Padres' pitching staff), we visited, among other places, the Arch (TM), and some old courthouse building that I forget the name of. The best part? Our hotel was right on the next block. We also went to St. Louis' gorgeous Byzantine style Cathedral Basilica.
Looking from the back entrance toward the front. The tour group in the pews gives you an idea of the scale.
Front entrance facing the main street. It's within walking distance from St. Louis University, or the SLU, as my kids who are attending this fall have informed me.
Up at the roof. I'd love for Chicago's cathedral to be like this. Sigh.
Anyway, back to the baseball. The trading deadline is in 24 hours, and the Angels have just picked up Mark Texeira for a song, and the Yankees have addressed, though ultimately futilely, their own holes with XNady and Damaso Marte. But the tightest race is in the AL Central, and rumblings and rumors are swirling around the Sox since they're about to cough up the lead to Twins, maybe before the weekend hits (breaking eye contact with sharp objects... now). Can the Sox do anything to improve by trade?
Basically, no, not really. They actually have some pieces they can move, probably Josh Fields and the oft-mentioned pitching prospie Aaron Poreda, even Juan Uribe. The potentially exciting shortlist is:
1) AJ Burnett, RHP, Tor - A big name, big contract, and the big dreaded "has great stuff, but..." tag. Really, a guy who looks great on a scouting report but has an ERA north of 4, like Javy Vazquez. Basically a rental.
2) Justin Duchscherer, RHP, Oak - "Duck-sure". The best value because he's having a good year and there's a good chance to re-sign after the season. I'd gamble that this is one Oakland pitcher that won't break down once he's traded. Even if he does, you don't lose much.
3) Brian Roberts, 2b, Bal - Would look great hitting leadoff, playing good D, and stealing bases. But he's a got a big contract, he's a little older, and you have to displace either Cabrera or Alexei.
I think the top priority is a good starting pitcher, repeat GOOD, because the guy to bring would ideally be better than the top 3 of Danks, Floyd, or Buehrle, or else this is a one round and out. What ends up putting the stop to a deal for a good starter is Joe Crede's balky back, which makes Fields untradeable. What'll most likely happen, if anything, is a trade for a reliever that'll shore up a bullpen that's been overused by necessity.
I realized that this roster, this team as currently configured, is on its last legs. 2008 is pretty much the last time the window of opportunity will be open for a while. This roster was KW's vision since the title in 2005; this is the roster he figured would keep the Sox in contention for the rest of the decade (re-signing Contreras, trading for Vazquez and Thome). Things are bleak in 2009 with a core that is aging not so gracefully, and few younger players to replenish the core (nobody wants to think where this season would be without Danks, Floyd, and Quentin). So, it kind of makes sense to go big THIS year, because it's the best chance for a while. Roy Halladay, come on down! Farm system, schmarm system. We don't have the young core that teams like the Rays or the Cubs (ugh) or even the Cardinals have, so I say go for it while it's still reasonably within grasp. Or else losing the division lead by the weekend will just be the beginning.
Aside from trade possibilities, it would help a whole fricking lot if Paul Konerko would stop getting all Sylvia Plath about his hitting approach, and if Orlando Cabrera could stop hacking away like a blindfolded kid at a pinata party.
Monday, July 14, 2008
hello blog. remember me?
Also, Josh Hamilton hit about a thousand home runs in the derby. If I'm Justin Morneau, I just give the trophy back.
The players with the best seasons so far in 2008:
American League
1. CF Grady Sizemore, Cle
2. 2b Ian Kinsler, Tex
3. RF Josh Hamilton, Tex
4. DH Milton Bradley, Tex
5. 1b Justin Morneau, Min
6. LF Carlos Quentin, ChiSox
7. C Joe Mauer, Min
8. 3b Kevin Youkilis, Bos
9. SS Micheal Young, Tex
SP Cliff Lee, Cle
SP Roy Halladay, Tor
SP Joe Saunders, LAA
SP Justin Duchscherer, Oak
SP Ervin Santana, LAA
RP Mariano Rivera, NYY
RP Joakin Soria, KC
National League
1. SS Hanley Ramirez, Fla
2. 2b Chase Utley, Phi
3. DH Albert Pujols, StL
4. 1b Lance Berkman, Hou
5. 3b Chipper Jones, Atl
6. LF Pat Burrell, Phi
7. RF Jason Bay, Pit
8. C Geovany Soto, Chi
9. CF Nate McLouth, Pit
SP Carlos Zambrano, Chi
SP Tim Lincecum, SF
SP Dan Haren, Ari
SP Edminson Volquez, Cin
SP Ben Sheets, Mil
RP Brad Lidge, Phi
RP Kerry Wood, Chi
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Sunday, May 04, 2008
just in case you were wondering... and a list
Top 5 comic book hero movies (outside of Iron Man):
1. Superman II
2. Batman
3. Batman Begins
4. Spider Man 2
5. X-Men United
Top 5 worst comic book movies ever made:
1. Catwoman
2. Punisher
3. Batman and Robin
4. Ghost Rider
5. The Shadow
We were talking about how there are no good comic book heroine movies, probably because the genre faces the same issue that the WNBA deals with: trying to gain credibility while avoiding over-objectification. Good luck, Wonder Woman. Really, every female character outside of costume dramas deals with this.
Hurry up summer!
Monday, April 28, 2008
awesome
This picture is without a doubt the best thing I've seen in the past 72 hours. Courtesy of Jalopnik. Its power to render me speechless is impressive. It's also impossible to caption.
Starting Romeo and Juliet with the Squirrely Freshmen (TM), so went to Best Buy to pick up Baz Luhrmann's loved/hated/pooped on version with L.DiCaprio. Those are widely unavailable, as evidenced by its absence in new copies at Best Buy and Amazon. Oh well. It wasn't a fruitless trip, however, since I picked up the 1968 version of R+J and... Cloverfield. The nauseous shakiness is much more manageable on a small screen. Was tempted by Juno, but I'll wait for the price to drop a little.
I will now go crawl in a hole and wait for the year to end. Planning on going to California once the school year ends. Maybe up to Washington to staff a retreat. Still deciding.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
early color photos
Photos taken with the first commercially color film available to the general public. It's interesting to see images normally associated with "black and white" time in color, like the one above of South Side steel mills in 1939.
The weather is turning brighter, and I'm finding the need to take up a new hobby. While my brain searches for distraction, my body says "get to the gym, dummy." Maybe one of these days I'll actually listen.
Only a four day week this time, because I'm helping out with something for school. Woo!
There's a Coptic Orthodox Church on the way to work, and the curiosity is increasing to go and look inside. The Coptic tradition of Orthodox Christianity developed mostly in Egypt, founded by St. Mark (the Gospel writer, whose influence is felt widely across southern Europe and northern Africa). There's so little I know about the Orthodox Christianity; it's weird to think that I know more about Judaism or Islam in comparison.
Summer plans are shaping up: retreats, vacations, hanging out with Ed, taking summer school
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Greek philosophy + MLB 2008 (American League)
In that spirit, like a Roman gladiator cage match gone wrong, we pick the losers for the 2008 major league baseball season.
AL Central
The contenders: White Sox, Indians, Royals, Tigers, Twins
The clear losers are the linen (White Sox) and the anemic inbreds (Royals). The Twins have a disadvantage in that there can only be two, or multiples of two. That doesn't make any sense, but it seems limiting to me. The battle royale is between the Indians and the Tigers, but I have to give the edge over the ferocious carnivores over the aboriginal Americans or denizens of the Asian subcontinent, although a battle between Indians from India and Tigers would give the Tigers less of a home field advantage.
WINNER: Tigers
This makes so much sense. Those Greeks know what they're talking about.
AL East
The contenders: Yankees, Red Sox, Blue Jays, Rays, Orioles
Instant elimination goes to the apparel (sorry defending champs) and the marine life (Rays). I don't how to stage a battle between a Ray and birds, unless you get a bunch of guys named Ray together, which potentially could be quite formidable. The fowls cancel out, and it unfortunately only leaves the Yankees as the winners, although I think this can depend on the quality of the gathered Rays. Ray Charles? Not a good pick. Ray Romano? C'mon. Ray Winstone? Maybe. Jamie Foxx who played Ray Charles? Better. Sugar Ray Leonard? Now we talkin'.
WINNER?: Yankees, dark horse Rays
AL West
The contenders: Angels, Athletics, Mariners, Rangers
A battle between the Texas hardened Rangers and the swarthy Mariners sounds great, but the eventual victor would fall to the celestial power of ethereal spiritual beings, I think. Even if these are the Texas Rangers with Chuck Norris. But there's no roundhouse kicking archangels, I think, even Angel from the X-Men. I have no idea what an Athletic is. Oakland has a white elephant on its team patch. Nothing makes sense.
Winners: Angels in a landslide, even over Chuck Norris.
But I can't leave without this spectacular picture of Chuck:
Monday, March 31, 2008
happy opening day
But, hello end-of-the-school-year-is-in-sight. And with it, hopefully, clarity, direction, and purpose.
(But one never does know). I could really use some before I start freaking out.
April brings us its usual greetings:
- rainy weather (check)
- the same Sox as the old Sox
- new and interesting ways to waste time: Rasterbator. You'll love it.
Good bye, friends.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
a very blessed Solemnity of the Resurrection of the Lord
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Palm Sunday + new things I learned + baseball draft = monstrous post
Duccio di Buoninsegna. "Maestà (back, central panel): The Entry into Jerusalem." 1308-11. Tempera on wood panel. Museo dell'Opera del Duomo, Siena, Italy.
New things that I learned recently:
- Sister Raffaella told me about the Ambrosian rite, which is mostly in the Archdiocese in Milan. The Ambrosian rite (established by St. Ambrose, archbishop of Milan back in the 5th century) is actually even older than the currently widely used Latin rite. In shorthand, as far as I know, in one of the bigboy meetings like the Council of Trent, if the rite of a particular liturgical tradition dates further back than the Latin rite, but still submits to the authority of the pope, and the tenets of the Church, then it's ok.
I have a friend who is a part of the Chaldean rite, which has its roots in Iraq, established by St. Thomas the Apostle in the first century. The difference in rites, from what I understand, is based on the simple fact that with the distance from the center of Catholicism in Rome, different traditions seeped into the liturgy of different locations as time passed. This page does the best in explaining all of this stuff. - I learned that coaching boys is a heck of a lot easier for me than coaching girls. Geez, no contest. Granted, at least I now have a season under my belt, but seriously. It probably makes a major difference that I'm helping with the freshman boys, who are willing to follow any sort of coaching at all, so that makes life easier too.
- I learned that I need to make a decision on where I'm living/working next year, but I have no idea when I need to make it by. Which probably tells me that I need to pray more.
- I've learned that my baseball team is giving no indications that it's going to do anything but suck. Related: my soccer team sucks too, ever since winning the League Cup.
- I learned that when fantasy baseball drafting season comes around, I'm totally screwed. Wait? That's now?!
5 x 5 Yahoo! fantasy league, 12 teams, I drafted 3rd. Max was 8th (ha).
- David Wright, NYM, 3b - Yessss. It's nice to mix up who you get from year to year. I am excited to own JillKMeier mancrush David Wright for the first time. 30/30, prease.
- Lance Berkman, Hou, 1b/OF - And then sometimes, you just draft the same guys every year.
- Brandon Webb, Ari, SP
- Carlos Guillen, Det, 1b/SS - The start of drafting a thousand guys who can play first base. Guillen qualifies for SS but will actually play 1b, which means less miles on the legs, which means more SBs, and he's hitting in the best lineup in league. Good times. 25-120, please. Also, Gat roto stalwart Brian Roberts gets picked right before me, so I'm rattled, and so I order cheese fries from the waitress.
- Carlos Zambrano, ChiC, SP - Am I going to regret this? It's Max's fault. Just have to avoid the really bad starts. Still better than anyone else I could have gotten (Haren, Hamels).
- Brian McCann, Atl, C - Hoping this works better than my Joe Mauer investment last year.
- Nick Swisher, Sox, 1b/OF - A little early? Maybe. I think he's going to hit 35-40 at the Cell, plus it gives me a reason to care about my team.
- Bobby Jenks, Sox, RP - Best reliever left on the board, I swear. Also, Paul Konerko is staring at me from the draft board. "Come on, man, we're frieeennnddsss."
- Rich Hill, ChiC, SP - Love the strikeouts, and he surely will get better run support than last year. Also, why do I have so many Cubs. I punch Max in the solar plexus.
- Jacob Ellsbury, Bos, OF - Am I going to regret this? Trade Coco Crisp, already. I'm desperate for speed, and I'd rather have Ellsbury rather than old Ellsbury, AKA Johnny Damon.
- Tim Hudson, Atl, SP - Why do I have so many Braves? I almost drafted Texeira instead of Berkman, too. But what are my alternatives? Joba? Pedro? Brad Penny? Liriano? No thanks.
- Willy Taveras, Col, OF - Speed, speed, speed. I am going to regret this. Damn you, whoever got Brian Roberts! Look what I've been forced to do!
- Manny Corpas, Col, RP - Generic closer type who gets saves and doesn't kill my WHIP/ERA.
- Kelly Johnson, Atl, 2b - Too many Braves. Why does my OCD pick up on that? He's the best left on a really weak board. I hate Kazuo Matsui's guts.
- Jeremy Accardo, Tor, RP - BJ Ryan might be back, but Tommy John surgery takes two years to recover. Who's going to catch that beautiful butterfly? Accardo, with 30+ saves.
- Brian Wilson, SF, RP - I'm lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did. Just get me 30 saves.
- Ryan Garko, Cle, 1b - You play 1b? Welcome to my team. Stop glaring at me, Paul Konerko.
- George Sherrill, Bal, RP - Closer for the Orioles?
- Ryan Theriot, ChiC, 2b/SS - Too. Many. Cubs.
- Heath Bell, SD, RP - The guy K-Dub should have traded for instead of Scott Linebrink. 100 Ks as a reliever? Tasty.
- Frank Thomas, Tor, Util - Just for old times' sake.
Have a great Holy Week. But before that, don't forget this guy:
Sunday, February 24, 2008
good bye, February (almost)
My White Sox avoidance scheme is coming together perfectly.
Ever have a magnifying glass, put it in front of your eyes to look at something, then quickly take it away, then put it back in front of your eyes again, just to get yourself dizzy on the rapid change of perspective? Ok, fine, you didn't. But that seems like the feeling I'm getting from looking at my life, right about now. Sometimes I feel like I can't get past the next few days, then I think back to what I was doing a year ago, then I flash forward to what I'm trying to accomplish in an afternoon, then forward to when I get to go to Canada again, and... well, it gets to be like motion sickness.
I am secretly, secretly hoping that there will be answers to the life questions rattling around in my skull by the end of Lent. But, that's really more just a convenient time. I need something to look forward to. How can you put a timetable for a miracle to come into your life?
Thursday, January 31, 2008
winter of my discontent
What I do know is that the Sox now have 4-5 less guaranteed losses (I mean, they can still lose even with they don't face Johan) every time he pitched against the Pale Hose. It's bad enough that the best pitcher in baseball lives in your division, but it's something else when said pitcher's best career numbers come against your team. How good? Since 2003, when was put in the starting rotation:
13-4, 141.3 innings, 155 Ks, 0.94 WHIP, 2.42 ERA
Welcome to the National League, Johan, home of no-DH. I will be very pleased to watch Cub hitters flail away helplessly at this. Also, he makes the Mets the instant offseason frontrunner for the NL pennant, thus an easier path to the World Series, where each playoff opponent will definitely face him twice in a series. I have no problem with the best pitcher in the game having a better shot at getting to and winning the Series.
Despite the departure of the Isildur's Bane of my team, at most, it makes the Sox an 81 win team to an 85 win team (because it doesn't make Nick Swisher any better in centerfield, or Ozzie any less offensively inept, or help Jerry Owens hit, or... let's just move on). So, in anticipation of the suckitude, I am currently accepting applications for another baseball team to follow for the 2008 season. I'll still keep a tab on the Sox, but they won't be doing anything, and I want to watch meaningful baseball at some point. The leading contenders:
- Philadelphia Phillies
Good: The Wall Crashing Messiah left for the Giants, but there's still plenty of ex-Sox guys here with Sweaty Freddy and the Gooch. Also, I have an unhealthy fantasy baseball crush on Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, and Cole Hamels, so there is an interest here. Also, since they had a play-in game against the Rockies last year at the end of the season, so they were knocking on the door.
Bad: The Johan just moved into their division. Sucks. - New York Mets
Good: A dumber, just as rich, but not as successful version of the Yankees. Natural rival of the Yanks and the Cubs. Now owner of the Johan, who I genuinely like, and they'll be on TV a lot because of the New York bias and front line talent like Reyes, Beltran, and fantasy baseball mancrush David Wright. Can you imagine playing the Mets and having to face Santana! and Pedro on consecutive nights? To paraphrase from before: Sucks.
Bad: Who wants to root for a frontrunner? They have too much of the aroma of failure too. I don't need any more heartache. - Tottenham Hotspur
Good: Screw baseball, I can watch the "beautiful game" and boycott my sucky team! Tottenham started off slow this season, but Spurs have fought up to mid-table of the Premiership, and have looked good with new manager Juande Ramos and a slew of defensive help coming in during the transfer window (Jonathan Woodgate, you are my new friend). They could still crawl back in to UEFA Cup qualification at the end of the season and they just thumped Arsenal 5-1 in the League Cup. Good times! Since I don't watch TV, I just watch soccer highlights on the internets.
Bad: The Premier League season (and those of most major European leagues) end in June. So that still leaves the whole summer uncovered. Don't even mention Major League Soccer, the WNBA of the professional soccer world. - St. Louis Cardinals
Good: Albert Pujols. Like, really stinking good. Also, my bros Greg and Mike have chosen the Cardinals as their alternative team for the summer, so it'd be fun to go watch a game with them. Natural rivals of the Cubs.
Bad: This is a terrible, aging, mediocre team. They might win the same amount of games as the Sox. I just looked at their roster, and didn't realize how terrible they are. - Milwaukee Brewers
Good: Natural rival of the Chubs. Great ballpark with good, cheap food and drink. Close enough to drive to and catch a game, and there isn't a problem getting in. Up and coming talent like Prince Fielder (who I saw hit a ball like a thousand feet with my own two eyes), Ryan Braun, and Yovani Gallardo will be lots of fun to watch. They are the current frontrunner for alternative team of 2008.
Bad: They did falter down the stretch last year, and seem to be counting on the health of Ben Sheets to get them over the hump, instead of signing anybody new. A problematic strategy, at best.
Snow day tomorrow? (Please, Lord, please). Feast of the Presentation on Saturday, and then Super Bowl Sunday is here! Who's the winner? Me! Because I'm going to get Buffalo wings!
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
tough day... but always hope
In lieu of dwelling on another shocking Hollywood death, February is the official timeline for the RPM Challenge, which consists of recording an entire album of music 29 days. This is similar in spirit to last November's National Novel Writing Month, in that it forces you, the floundering artist, to get off your duff and get the creativity flowing. If you were looking for an excuse, then here it be.
In related news, the release of The Dark Knight is now going to be very creepy.
Wanted to comment on the Nick Swisher trade but there's nothing to say except "we're sure pushing really hard to win 85 games." Swisher is pretty good, but the trade feels like paying $20 for a cheeseburger. It better be a really good cheeseburger. Also, Ozzie is totally dumb enough to play Swisher in centerfield, a LOT. Don't say I didn't warn you.