Monday, September 18, 2006

Godspeed


Typical 2006 White Sox game:
Fall behind early in the game? Check.
Junkball pitcher with average changeup dominates? Check.
Lefthanded opposing pitcher dominates? Check.
Horrendous Mackowiak error? Check.
One crappy relief performance (minimum)? Check.
Ozzie leaves in starter too long? Check.
Offense wholly consisted of home runs? Check.
Choke with runners in scoring position? 13 left on base. Check.
Thanks for 2005.